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itsalwayssunny:

Scientist: Okay. Well. It’s definitely poop.
Mac: Uh, yeah. We know that, guy.
Scientist: Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper.
Dennis: Alright, well now we’re getting somewhere. Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper?
Charlie: It’s gonna go both ways, dude.
Dennis: Really?
Charlie: Sorry. Yeah. What else?
Scientist: This appears to be a piece of a credit card.
Frank: Inconclusive.
Dennis: How is that not specific to one of you?
Charlie: I wish it was, man. But that’s inconclusive.
Scientist: Oh boy. There’s a good deal of blood in this stool.
Charlie: Of course there is.
Scientist: Whoever’s it is should see a doctor.
Charlie: Well, don’t give us judgements. Just tell us what’s in there.
Scientist: Is this wolf hair?
Frank: Also inconclusive.
Dennis: Jesus Christ!
Charlie: Dude, there is so much wolf hair in our apartment.
Dennis: But why are you eating it?
Charlie: It gets in everything!
Mac: Both of you are eating wolf!?
Frank: We had a wolf in our apartment.
Charlie: Have you tried it before!?

 I’ve never watched this show before, but this made my day :)

carolee31288:

flickflickflicker:

scrubs.

 Haha, oh, Scrubs :) Priceless.